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Alart

The alert before farting.
Consider this your alart – I just ate Taco Bell.

Related to shart.
by E-Z.E. Longfellow September 9, 2013
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Alart

n. When someone farts to heed warning. See also; v. alarting
When John thought there was a spider in bed he alarted me to the situation.
by Sassy Gassy August 5, 2018
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False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.
Nothing came out but gas, false alart!
by cjvialpando July 6, 2022
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