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shpoo aider 

Originating from Bathurst, NB, this is a sloppy French version for can I help you. Excellent for answering the phone at work or even at home. People will not understand the catchy but grammatically incorrect nonsense coming out of your mouth.

Pronunciation: sh-poo-day-day (at a fast speed combining the phrase into 1 word)
Darin- "oui allo, this is Darin speaking shpoo aider?"

Jordan- "Whaaat!?"
shpoo aider by Jbellzy June 3, 2007
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First Aider 

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Fist aider 

A fist aider is a person that assists another person to be successfully fisted, be it vaginally or anally. Normally holding the sides and helping push the fist in.
Im really struggling to get my fist in... i need a fist aider.
Fist aider by Urbandickins August 30, 2019