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The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.
My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.
by Kyle the tutor January 26, 2012

1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.
1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."
by Stuart Fletcher November 07, 2004
the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.

We would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees F)
by ayoforkayo January 29, 2009