Basically just a god among men. Type of guy that spills lemonade at a restaurant and genuinely feels bad about it so he wipes it up with his all-powerful penis, all with a smile on his face. Type of guy who never misplaces a sock, and always has exact change. He can speak german, in french. An Aaron is constantly told that he is the funniest person that someone has ever met, but he is far too focused on fighting off malicious viruses for the good of mankind to even except the compliment. An Aaron always has the answer but pretends not to sometimes because he doesnt want to be percieved as a know it all. Aarons often come up with catchphrases that other people pick up but he doesnt mind everyone stealing his material because he'll just think up something even more awesome tomorrow. Aarons can spit in to the wind. Aarons can count their chickens beofre they hatch, and then use that number to draw a mural of the meaning of life. An Aaron can lick his own elbow (go ahead, try it you little chump. yep couldnt do it, could you? Youre no fucking Aaron, thats a for sure) Aaron is a traditionally a jewish name but that doesnt stop him from dunking on a full sized basketball hoop, while eating pork.
I have never met a real Aaron before, but my vagina is really aching to.
by HeyImAaron January 11, 2010
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In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.
That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.
by EK3 January 06, 2007
Awesome, plain and simple. Considered by most to be almost godly in nature his dick is massive and his ability to pleasure women is legendary though only a few have experienced this righteous act of manlyness. They are known to be intellectual and breathtakingly handsome although shy at a first encounter. He has been hurt but due to his stubbornness he doesn't allow it to happen again. There was and will be only one. So don't fuck with an Aaron, ever, and make sure you don't misspell this work of arts name wrong, like Erin. That would be hazardous to your health.
sexual beastfantasticawesomethe shitwow

Girl 1: Can you believe I met that amazing guy last night?

Girl 2: No, I wish Brandon was an Aaron.

Girl 1: I know, and you wouldn't believe what he can do in the bed. *smiles*

Girl 2: *Angerly nods in agreement*
by the_one&only July 16, 2009
The name that really means "My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book"... or, just a really cool guy in general. Best name ever.
Aaron: Hey, my parents were too lazy to actually look past the first name in the book"
by Iridiumflameee July 28, 2008
A Smart, handsom, athletic guy. All around awesome guy.
Hey, theres Aaron. He's looking amazing.
by AaronLor August 18, 2008
an Aaron is the type of person who can always make you laugh but yet make you wonder why your even laughing. An aaron are males who are amazingly smart and attractive but not cocky about it. Aaron is a guy you can just stand near and be insanely happy because your close to him. Aarons are also great friends and lovers :) Aarons know no limits and live life to the fullest, which can sometimes mean drinking alot! An Aaron is the upmost amazing guy put on earth. So sweet, kind, funny, smart, hot, trustworthy, honest, and genuine person. Anyone who has an aaron in their life are so lucky and better never let them go. Oh they are also great kissers and have a freaking hot body!
Girl 1: Gosh I had the best time last night on my date! He was god's gift to earth

Girl 2: let me guess, you got an aaron?
by 1luckygirlWA August 03, 2009
the hottest guy in the universe
there goes aaron, the hottest guy in the universe.
by pokey6 March 08, 2009
One of the most amazing people in the world. People named Aaron have an independent streak which makes them challenge the world. They are quiet and like their alone-time; however, they open up more and play around when their friends are around. People named Aaron are truly special. They can light up someone's world and the two of them can dance a dance of immense freedom. People named Aaron have curious minds that jump from idea to idea. (Each idea being spontaneous, crazy, and absurd.) They are usually shy to people they don't know, but shine when they are around people they are comfortable with. They are beautiful people, inside and out, who will go far in life with their determination and amazing sense of humour. People named Aaron are funny and can keep others entertained easily. They are easy to fall for and easy to make friends with. All in all, they are one of the most amazing people you will meet.
Aaron captivates you.
by VenusGirl August 08, 2009

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