AIMvoidance
when you're enjoyin mackin on a bitch online more than the company of the bitch in the room with you wantin to fuck you
AIMvoidance by Cam the Crip February 18, 2009
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customer avoidance
While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.
customer avoidance by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008
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practicing avoidance
"Practicing avoidance" is just a passive aggressive way of saying you were giving someone the silent treatment or ghosting them.
practicing avoidance by BEEFREE16 July 13, 2022
Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)
A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.
"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".
Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) by EastClintonHustla February 6, 2009
Work avoidance technician
Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.
Work avoidance technician by Uncow March 23, 2011
aggressive avoidance
The act of not being in the same place as another person (i.e. avoiding, ghosting) in such a ridiculous manner to blatantly demonstrate that the absence is not circumstantial, but a deliberate choice.
Aggressive avoidance involves tactics that often appear to harm the doer more than the receiver. However, the avoider's self-inflicted pain or inconvenience is offset by the thrill he/she gets from blowing the other person off.
Aggressive avoidance involves tactics that often appear to harm the doer more than the receiver. However, the avoider's self-inflicted pain or inconvenience is offset by the thrill he/she gets from blowing the other person off.
Janet: Does your roommate still live here? I haven't seen her in the hallway for the past few weeks and her car isn't here.
Tiffany: Oh, she still lives here. Look at her scaling side of the apartment building to get into her window. Her aggressive avoidance is because she lost a fight with me. Silly bitch.
Tiffany: Oh, she still lives here. Look at her scaling side of the apartment building to get into her window. Her aggressive avoidance is because she lost a fight with me. Silly bitch.
aggressive avoidance by The Dumpstress October 11, 2018
awkvoidance
"Awkvoidance" is the deliberate avoidance of a person or situation to prevent potential awkwardness.
Jimmy committed awkvoidance by intentionally going down the other corridor of his school, so that he wouldn't bump into his hookup from last weekend.
awkvoidance by caeseroct0 July 7, 2010
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