A celebrity who is both worthless and meaningless.
I'd follow Kim and her husband but she is such a Kardashian.
by funguy10 May 7, 2015
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A beautiful nobody........famous only thanks to physical attributes and free exposure via the internet.
Seems like everyday the world is in love with the latest Kardashian ....what have we become ?
by 2m8rh8r February 24, 2010
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A family of plastic ass people who get attention almost everyday 24/7 365 days in a year. Family became famous after one daughter (Kim) released a sex tape.
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kardashian: When you deflate enough of the air out of your blow up doll to roll up the upper torso like a tube of toothpaste, leaving nothing but over-inflated buttocks and legs.
He had to kardashian his love doll so he could see less of what he was doing. It was the only way he could get his rocks off.
by ray leonicus January 6, 2015
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Verb: to become a superstar, simply by virtue of proclaiming oneself a superstar. Oh, and a strategically released sex tape never hurts.
Nobody knew who he was, until he Kardashianed himself.
by mulhollandmaestra July 22, 2011
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An oberpopularized, messed up family that nobody really gives a shit about except middle-aged women.
Mike: Does anybody really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom.
by manyou August 5, 2012
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n: a length of time equivalent to 72 days, in reference to the length of Kim Kardashian's past marriage.
"Man, it's been a Kardashian since I've started dating Kim. Do you think it's time to end it?"

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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"
by Ashton van Helsing November 8, 2011
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