8===D

A shovel emoticon.

What the fuck did you think it was?

I have a long 8===D

by Pepe The Boi January 4, 2018

8==D~~

a penis that has cummed

send me a pic of your 8==D~~

by harget6969 May 8, 2008

8==D

Clearly, a man with a big nose.
Someone looking up this definition obviously sees it as a penis.

Dude, did you see John and his huge nose the other day?
Yeah man, he looked like this! 8==D

by [: March 31, 2008

8==========D

AIM dick

I want your 8==========D.
OR
My 8==========D is very big.

by xI Love Toweliex October 8, 2003

8========D

What do you think this is?

Hey, go suck a 8========D you bitch!!!! Add some jizz to it!!! 8========D~~~~~~~~~~ <--- "~~~" is jizz!!!

by Negger November 7, 2003

>8-D

Evil genius smiley face, apparently used exclusively by me (a professed evil genius), used to pictorally punctuate a particularly wicked or diabolical thought or idea expressed in all forms of inter-computer communications (i.e. IM-ing, blogging, emailing, etc.)

Friend, on IM: So, how was work today?
Me, on IM: Some r-tard customer scraped the entire right side of my car when they pulled in too close.
Friend: Dude! That sucks! What did you do?
Me: I blew a snot-rocket on their windshield and split.
Friend: That's evil.
Me: I know! >8-D

by rtg1996 October 26, 2008

8=D

A penis
other examples:
8==D
8===D
8====D

"i told him 8=D was a math problem and wrote it all over his book and he was fine with it. What a dumbass!"

by trayvaughn deshauvenston March 20, 2005