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I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(

Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*

by Meijer's!
July 20, 2005

2

"i told him 8=D was a math problem and wrote it all over his book and he was fine with it. What a dumbass!"

by trayvaughn deshauvenston
March 20, 2005

3

A delighted gentleman with sunglasses on his head.

That, or a very unhappy gentleman who isn't very well-endowed.

That, or a very unhappy gentleman who isn't very well-endowed.

by veXxv
July 29, 2006

4

The Equation of Life

Notice carefully:

8=D is the formula for the penis.

Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.

Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.

Notice carefully:

8=D is the formula for the penis.

Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.

Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.

"Oh Em Gee! Anthony just totally wrote (8=D) on the chalkboard! I wonder if the teacher notices?"

by The Masked Midnight Ranger
April 03, 2006

5

A happy Hitler without pupils.

Person: 8=D

Someone else: I am so offended, don't you know I'm Jewish?

Someone else: I am so offended, don't you know I'm Jewish?

by herpity derpty
August 28, 2014

6

Pretty much the universal symbol for dick. But it can be ok through parents if you say it means smile.

1.Hey baby can't wait to see your 8=D -dick

2. Hey can't wait to see your 8=D -smile

2. Hey can't wait to see your 8=D -smile

by Big Nutz79
March 02, 2016

7

An extremely small penis or chode, with an enormous head but small balls

Girl: You want to come over tonight?

Guy: Sure my 8=D is ready

Girl: WTF REALLY!!?

Guy: Omg sry I meant 8==========D

Guy: Sure my 8=D is ready

Girl: WTF REALLY!!?

Guy: Omg sry I meant 8==========D

by TheWeedWalker69
January 07, 2016