| 1. | :ninja: | ||
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That :ninja: sure likes to look a round
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| 2. | botnet | ||
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Botnet is a jargon term for a collection of software robots, or bots, which run autonomously. This can also refer to the network of computers using distributed computing software.
While the term "botnet" can be used to refer to any group of bots, such as IRC bots, the word is generally used to refer to a collection of compromised machines running programs (usually referred to as worms, Trojan horses, or backdoors) under a common command and control infrastructure. A botnet's originator can control the group remotely, usually through a means such as IRC, and usually for nefarious purposes. Individual programs manifest as IRC "bots". Often the command and control takes place via an IRC server or a specific channel on a public IRC network. A bot typically runs hidden, and complies with the RFC 1459 (IRC) standard. Generally, the perpetrator of the botnet has compromised a series of systems using various tools (exploits, buffer overflows, as well as others; see also RPC). Newer bots can automatically scan their environment and propagate themselves using vulnerabilities and weak passwords. Generally, the more vulnerabilities a bot can scan and propagate through, the more valuable it becomes to a botnet owner community i'll send my botnet on your server and mess u up
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| 3. | spinner | ||
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A wonderful treat of nasty meat, cheesy goob, sour cream slop, refried beans(possibly fried in pig pen), tomatoes (possibly rotten or prevoiusly chomped by rabid bunny), can replace burritos as the staple shitting food.
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Rules for Consuming a Spinner: 1. Consume as fast as possible (under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at what you are eating because you will be seeing it again soon. 2. Buy a large bottle of FUZE and consume at same time for ultimate explosive power. 3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with a bathroom 20 feet or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming "There's no time!" 4. Once you have reached the 3 minute mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because you won't be finishing it unless you take it to go. 5. When done with the spinner immediately pack your valuables and have backpack on so you don't have to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner show, aka a prarie-popper incident. 6. Most importantly of all if you have been recently diagnosed with FTIT do not consume a spinner- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner and cannot finish this sentence **National FTIT society has labeled this product a grade A diarretic, better than most laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must be consumed while on the shitter. Primary Side-effect: YUM! Secondary: Oh no! if you have FTIT: Nothing because you are ... |
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| 4. | spinner | ||
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A wonderful treat of nasty meat, cheesy goob, sour cream slop, refried beans(possibly fried in pig pen), tomatoes (possibly rotten or prevoiusly chomped by rabid bunny), can replace burritos as the staple shitting food.
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Rules for Consuming a Spinner: 1. Consume as fast as possible (under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at what you are eating because you will be seeing it again soon. 2. Buy a large bottle of FUZE and consume at same time for ultimate explosive power. 3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with a bathroom 20 feet or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming "There's no time!" 4. Once you have reached the 3 minute mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because you won't be finishing it unless you take it to go. 5. When done with the spinner immediately pack your valuables and have backpack on so you don't have to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner show, aka a prarie-popper incident. 6. Most importantly of all if you have been recently diagnosed with FTIT do not consume a spinner- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner and cannot finish this sentence **National FTIT society has labeled this product a grade A diarretic, better than most laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must be consumed while on the shitter. Primary Side-effect: YUM! Secondary: Oh no! if you have FTIT: Nothing because you are ... |
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| 5. | Blue Ranger | ||
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It is woman is deepthroating so far she can't breathe and turns blue. Man she totally went blue ranger on my birthday
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| 6. | Ezio Auditore da Firenze | ||
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Ezio Auditore da Firenze (born 1459) was a Florentine noble during the Italian Renaissance and, unbeknownst to most historians and philosophers, a central member and Grand Master of the Assassin's Order. A descendant of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and ancestor to both Desmond Miles and Subject 16, Ezio was unaware of his Assassin heritage until the age of 17, when his father and two brothers, Federico and Petruccio, were murdered. Ezio fled Florence – his birthplace – and took refuge at the Villa Auditore in the Tuscan town of Monteriggioni. Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy. Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order. "My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father and grandfathers before me, I am an Assassin."
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| 7. | elliot | ||
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elliot is a caring person but can some times get a little cocky. elliots normally have dicks the size of a pea about this big 8==D thats life size! alix: man that guys dick was small as hell!!!!!!! what an elliot !
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