13579

The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary
Chuck: "13579."

Larry: "Good for you, you can count by odd numbers. Now shut the fuck up, homo."
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
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13579

A base algorithm used in computer programming platforms.
13579, A base algorithm used in computer programming platforms.

1 3 5 7 9
9 1 3 5 7
7 9 1 3 5
5 7 9 1 3
3 5 7 9 1

Commonly referred to as the God pattern

Ref. Quinn Michaels
youtu.be/7HmAPIvpJnE
by datnia7 April 22, 2018
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13579-qetuo[\adgjl'zcbm.

When your just bored enough to hit every other key.
"13579-qetuo\adgjl'zcbm." Said the SAD
by Bluemanar88 December 11, 2019
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Wow. I didnt think anyone could get this far... I mean, I did. But still. Wow. 13579-qetuo\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsapiyrw=08642` is every letter on your keyboard. You skip ` and start from 1 and then type every other character fowards and backwards. I would say that you should just do your damn homework already, but I dont think you may have dropped out of school by now. Congratulations... I guess.
"I'll just type 13579-qetuo\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsapiyrw=08642` into urban dictionary to see what happens"
by Foux April 14, 2022
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When you decide to skip type on your keyboard by 2 you get `24680=wryipadgjl'xvn,/13579-qetuo\sfhk;zcbm.
Lets play checkers on a keyboard!
let me set up the board.`24680=wryipadgjl'xvn,/13579-qetuo\sfhk;zcbm.
by B-O-R-E-D I-S F-U-N November 11, 2022
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13579

It means "I can't even", what you can't even can vary depending on context. Generally I can't even deal with this right now etc
Just people who don't want someone to know they're saying I can't even, so they say 13579 instead.
by DumpsterSauce December 23, 2023
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You combined all power to type this slowly with insane patience to create this Monstrosity.. you have passed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm loooong time ago.. its time for you to ascend.
go 13579-qetuo\adgjl'zcbm.24680=wryipsfhk;xvn,/ yourself
by polygonals December 04, 2024
mugGet the 13579-qetuo[\adgjl'zcbm.24680=wryip]sfhk;xvn,/mug.