Definitions by fartknocker101
Treizade
Western culture typically goes by units of 10s, counting with toes and fingers. Aztecs went by units of 13s, counting with moon cycles. Instead of a decade (ten years), an Aztec would typically measure time in a treizade — a unit of 13 years.
I am 29 years old now. I am not in the final year of my third decade of life, I am in the third year of the third treizade of my life.
Treizade by fartknocker101 April 15, 2021
Wenkeville
An actual place near Portville, NY where a large family with the last name of Wenke gather annually for a family reunion; known as the biggest reunion in the entire state due to attendance always being in the hundreds; such events include a pig roast, a sawdust pile filled with coins and candy for kids to dig up, a rain truffle with ice cream in it for kids, a Chinese auction, random barbershop songs about being drunk and German at the same time, and a DJ at night; founded by Rich Wenke in 1954
Wenkeville by fartknocker101 May 3, 2010
Wenke
An abnormal last name in the Western New York State area and several other places around the U.S.; hailing from the German language, it is literally slang in German for "Meddling Pipsqueak".
Chris: "You're such a dweeby little pipsqueak."
Luke: "Yeah I know, and unfortuanetly that's what my last name means; Wenke."
Luke: "Yeah I know, and unfortuanetly that's what my last name means; Wenke."
Wenke by fartknocker101 April 30, 2010
KGB Plagiarism
When someone texts KGB in order to finish and/or pass a test, homework assignment, classwork, or anything else school related.
Liz: ''I couldn't figure out any of the questions on the physics test, so I KGB'd all of the question when Miss Snger wasn't looking.''
Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''
Liz: ''Pretty much.''
Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''
Liz: ''Pretty much.''
KGB Plagiarism by fartknocker101 March 2, 2010
Change
Change by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010
Ball Snatch
When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them
Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"
Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."
Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."
Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ball Snatch by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010
e-pot
marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot
Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"
Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."
Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."
Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."
Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."
Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
e-pot by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010