fartknocker101's definitions

Niesin

The female child of your bruncle/aunster. Your bruncle and/or aunster is your aunt/uncle and sibling at the same time, so their children, in this case the female, is your niesin; your sibling's daughter being your niece, and your aunt/uncle's daughter being your cousin. Therefore the end result is biologically your niesin.

My niesin Sally is such a cutie pie, she's my niece and my cousin at the same time.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

bruncle

when your brother is also your uncle either because your mother had a child with your grandfather or your father had a child with your grandmother: the male offspring being your brother; because you share one parent, and also your uncle; because he is the child of your grandparent as well

Ronald: "Hey Bruncle Bob!"

Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"

Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"

Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."

by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009

Kathairicus

A scenario in which you attempt to dye your hair one color (i.e. blonde) but then the box has a tube with a completely different color in it (i.e. black) a complete screw up by the company manufacturer; the end result is looking like a total fool

Larry: "Whoah! What happened to your hair, last time I saw you you were a red-head??"

Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"

Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."

by fartknocker101 January 4, 2010

John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck

Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.

by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010

13579

The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary

Chuck: "13579."

Larry: "Good for you, you can count by odd numbers. Now shut the fuck up, homo."

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Niester

An unusual possibility of someone whom is a niece and a sister at the same time; capable of occuring when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the niester being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the child with the son or daughter) as related to the other child.

Family reunion this weekend! I can't wait to see Colleen, whom is my niester. What's a niester you may be asking yourself? Well, my Dad had a kid with my sister, which makes her my sister and my niece at the same time. Yeah, I know, we're a bunch of rednecks.

by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009

Scroogoliosis

A very common symptom in which you have reached the point where you can no longer handle hearing Christmas songs on the radio, seeing only Christmas specials on TV, etc., and cannot wait for Christmas to be over with and/or very satisfied that it has finally ended. Most people experience this syndrome on December 26th.

I am so happy Christmas is over with! I feel like grumpy old Scrooge, but I am just so sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs on the radio over and over and over again! I must have Scroogoliosis.

by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009