fartknocker101's definitions

Niester

When one's sibling has a daughter with their parent, the child becomes their niester; a niece because they're their sibling's daughter, and a sister being their parent's daughter, making her a niester.

My niester Ruby is so hot, I just might have to date her and take her to prom this year.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Kathairicus

A scenario in which you attempt to dye your hair one color (i.e. blonde) but then the box has a tube with a completely different color in it (i.e. black) a complete screw up by the company manufacturer; the end result is looking like a total fool

Larry: "Whoah! What happened to your hair, last time I saw you you were a red-head??"

Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"

Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."

by fartknocker101 January 4, 2010

bruncle

when your brother is also your uncle either because your mother had a child with your grandfather or your father had a child with your grandmother: the male offspring being your brother; because you share one parent, and also your uncle; because he is the child of your grandparent as well

Ronald: "Hey Bruncle Bob!"

Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"

Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"

Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."

by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009

Brephew

A family relation in which someone is a brother and a nephew at the same exact time biologically: when a man has two kids with a mother and a daughter, or when a woman has two kids with a father and son; the brephew being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the kid with the son or daughter) as related to the bruncle or aunster.

My brephew Chuck is comin' over to visit. Ma' Pa is his Gramps, and we have the same Ma. Yep', livin' in good ole Kentucky sher is fuuunn.

by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009

Treizade

Western culture typically goes by units of 10s, counting with toes and fingers. Aztecs went by units of 13s, counting with moon cycles. Instead of a decade (ten years), an Aztec would typically measure time in a treizade — a unit of 13 years.

I am 29 years old now. I am not in the final year of my third decade of life, I am in the third year of the third treizade of my life.

by fartknocker101 April 15, 2021

Scroogoliosis

A very common symptom in which you have reached the point where you can no longer handle hearing Christmas songs on the radio, seeing only Christmas specials on TV, etc., and cannot wait for Christmas to be over with and/or very satisfied that it has finally ended. Most people experience this syndrome on December 26th.

I am so happy Christmas is over with! I feel like grumpy old Scrooge, but I am just so sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs on the radio over and over and over again! I must have Scroogoliosis.

by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009

John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck

Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.

by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010