fartknocker101's definitions
an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck
Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.
by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010
Get the John Dodgemug. A family relation in which someone is a brother and a nephew at the same exact time biologically: when a man has two kids with a mother and a daughter, or when a woman has two kids with a father and son; the brephew being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the kid with the son or daughter) as related to the bruncle or aunster.
My brephew Chuck is comin' over to visit. Ma' Pa is his Gramps, and we have the same Ma. Yep', livin' in good ole Kentucky sher is fuuunn.
by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009
Get the Brephewmug. The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
Get the 13579mug. by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010
Get the Changemug. A possible scenario of a relative whom is an aunt and a sister at the same time; when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the aunster being the result of Subject A and the older generation (child with the mother or father) as related to the other child.
Ty: "How is Joelle your aunster?"
Jordan: "We have the same mother, but my Grandpa is her Dad."
Ty: "Dude, what the fuck!!??"
Jordan: "We have the same mother, but my Grandpa is her Dad."
Ty: "Dude, what the fuck!!??"
by fartknocker101 December 21, 2009
Get the Aunstermug. Western culture typically goes by units of 10s, counting with toes and fingers. Aztecs went by units of 13s, counting with moon cycles. Instead of a decade (ten years), an Aztec would typically measure time in a treizade — a unit of 13 years.
I am 29 years old now. I am not in the final year of my third decade of life, I am in the third year of the third treizade of my life.
by fartknocker101 April 15, 2021
Get the Treizademug. marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot
Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"
Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."
Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."
Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."
Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."
Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010
Get the e-potmug.