fartknocker101's definitions

John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck

Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.

by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010

Gee Whilikers

something old people say when they are completely befuddled, in pure amazement, or just don't know what the fuck is going on

I just got a new Volkswagen last week and it broke to pieces. Gee whilikers!

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

KGB Plagiarism

When someone texts KGB in order to finish and/or pass a test, homework assignment, classwork, or anything else school related.

Liz: ''I couldn't figure out any of the questions on the physics test, so I KGB'd all of the question when Miss Snger wasn't looking.''

Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''

Liz: ''Pretty much.''

by fartknocker101 March 2, 2010

Scroogoliosis

A very common symptom in which you have reached the point where you can no longer handle hearing Christmas songs on the radio, seeing only Christmas specials on TV, etc., and cannot wait for Christmas to be over with and/or very satisfied that it has finally ended. Most people experience this syndrome on December 26th.

I am so happy Christmas is over with! I feel like grumpy old Scrooge, but I am just so sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs on the radio over and over and over again! I must have Scroogoliosis.

by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009

13579

The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary

Chuck: "13579."

Larry: "Good for you, you can count by odd numbers. Now shut the fuck up, homo."

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Change

Something Barack Obama promised in 2008, but has apparently given up Hope on doing so.

Change We Can Believe In??? Fuck that motherfuckin' shit!!!

by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010