fartknocker101's definitions

KGB Plagiarism

When someone texts KGB in order to finish and/or pass a test, homework assignment, classwork, or anything else school related.

Liz: ''I couldn't figure out any of the questions on the physics test, so I KGB'd all of the question when Miss Snger wasn't looking.''

Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''

Liz: ''Pretty much.''

by fartknocker101 March 2, 2010

Kathairicus

A scenario in which you attempt to dye your hair one color (i.e. blonde) but then the box has a tube with a completely different color in it (i.e. black) a complete screw up by the company manufacturer; the end result is looking like a total fool

Larry: "Whoah! What happened to your hair, last time I saw you you were a red-head??"

Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"

Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."

by fartknocker101 January 4, 2010

Gee Whilikers

something old people say when they are completely befuddled, in pure amazement, or just don't know what the fuck is going on

I just got a new Volkswagen last week and it broke to pieces. Gee whilikers!

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck

Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.

by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010

e-pot

marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot

Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"

Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."

Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."

Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."

by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010

Change

Something Barack Obama promised in 2008, but has apparently given up Hope on doing so.

Change We Can Believe In??? Fuck that motherfuckin' shit!!!

by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010