fartknocker101's definitions
A scenario in which you attempt to dye your hair one color (i.e. blonde) but then the box has a tube with a completely different color in it (i.e. black) a complete screw up by the company manufacturer; the end result is looking like a total fool
Larry: "Whoah! What happened to your hair, last time I saw you you were a red-head??"
Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"
Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."
Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"
Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."
by fartknocker101 January 4, 2010
Get the Kathairicusmug. by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010
Get the Changemug. The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
Get the 13579mug. an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck
Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.
by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010
Get the John Dodgemug. A family relation in which someone is a brother and a nephew at the same exact time biologically: when a man has two kids with a mother and a daughter, or when a woman has two kids with a father and son; the brephew being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the kid with the son or daughter) as related to the bruncle or aunster.
My brephew Chuck is comin' over to visit. Ma' Pa is his Gramps, and we have the same Ma. Yep', livin' in good ole Kentucky sher is fuuunn.
by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009
Get the Brephewmug. Western culture typically goes by units of 10s, counting with toes and fingers. Aztecs went by units of 13s, counting with moon cycles. Instead of a decade (ten years), an Aztec would typically measure time in a treizade — a unit of 13 years.
I am 29 years old now. I am not in the final year of my third decade of life, I am in the third year of the third treizade of my life.
by fartknocker101 April 15, 2021
Get the Treizademug. The female child of your bruncle/aunster. Your bruncle and/or aunster is your aunt/uncle and sibling at the same time, so their children, in this case the female, is your niesin; your sibling's daughter being your niece, and your aunt/uncle's daughter being your cousin. Therefore the end result is biologically your niesin.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
Get the Niesinmug.