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facebook anomaly

When a Facebook announcement about something is way off base, such as announcing that a long term couple has broken up when in reality someone just checked the wrong box or didn't want to specify their relationship status anymore, or was simply having a joke.

Often results in a flood of posts from people offering sympathy, with the occasional post demanding to know whether it is true or not.
tell me it's not true! This is a facebook anomaly right?!

small anomaly 

A term used to describe a slight deviation from the norm or expected outcome, often referring to a minor issue, mistake or a problem that is manageable and not major.
"The report showed a small anomaly, but it's nothing that can't be easily fixed."
"There's a small anomaly on the data, but it's not enough to affect the overall results."

Seismic Anomaly 

A seismic anomaly, is an unforseen fortuitous event.
When I was going through my old jeans, I found a $100 bill! Thats a total seismic anomaly!

Statistical anomaly

An extremely rare occurrence.
Jody is a statistical anomaly because despite how he is "that guy", who is gorgeous, smart, funny and successful, he has not found the right girl. It is a statistical anomaly that he would be single given how perfect he is.

Social Anomaly 

A person with no perceptible faults,who consistently fails at achieving matches thru all forms of social media.
"Every dating site I know refunds my money because I'm a social anomaly"
Social Anomaly by Badd Panda June 14, 2017

Gastral anomaly 

(n)
Usually an air biscut that has occurred without warning.
They're said to be quite foul, and almost edible if released in close proximity to anothers face like a fartpie.
"Bro, I think you have a "Gastral anomaly" seeping from your anus." "I'd go check my shorts if I were you."