iPoo

Using an iPhone to access the Internet while on the toilet.

I didn't want my boss to see that link you sent me, so I ipood it at work.

by DrDonzo October 13, 2009

iPoo

The act of using your iPhone, iPod or iPad whilst taking a crap. Also known as the iPee if you are only taking a leak.
Useful if your employer has banned them during working hours.

Trevor: Wow, I'm so addicted to my iPhone that I can't put it down!
Bruce: Me too, I like to iPoo at work!

by Squik February 4, 2010

iPoo

Used to describe a person is shitting or pooping.

Excuse me, can I go to the toilet? I really need to iPoo.

by ykz99 May 7, 2019

iPoo

What you call your iPod when you have the shits with it and other Apple software and accessories due to bad usability and little or no simple navigation around things.

"I can't recover my password for iTunes, you have to bash the iPod Touch to get it to scroll sometimes. It's not syncing properly. I can't navigate my way around iTunes and find what I want."

Stupid iPoo

Fuck you Steve Jobs!

by trittrott December 26, 2011

ipoo

New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.

guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.

by Kinky Pinky August 15, 2005

iPooing

The process of using your iPad on the shitter.

Today while on the shitter, iPooing, I posted this

by IpooEr May 13, 2011

ipoo

when you take a shit on your iphone

i took an ipoo on alex's phone!

by DJ Daniella July 8, 2021