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#hashtag millennialing

When someone sees a Millennial doing something typically clueless or unthought out, narcissistically expecting others to acquiesce to what they are doing instead of trying to respect that there are other people pursuing their interests as well. For instance walking through an intersection against a traffic light while simultaneously holding a text conversation they are engrossed in. One could call it "#hashtag millennialing" This can include any oblivious actitivies. Yes it is a double hashtag... This is due to the millennial tendancy to hashtag everything WAY too much. Over hashtaging is another example for using "#hashtag millennialing"
Hailey just came down and told us to keep quiet because she has to work in the morning. It's 930pm... That bitch holds a regular Thursday night house party upstairs that goes till 330am... She's #hashtag millennialing.

Ethan put like 57 hashtags on this Instagram post of his breakfast... What does his half eaten omelette have to do with #Manbuns? Seriously... #hashtag millennialing!
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hashtagslag 

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.
Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!
hashtagslag by maddog01 January 13, 2014
the ailment you have when you hashtag excessively.

the sickness of too much hash tagging.
That ratchet chick is so annoying on twitter she got herself a #rashtag.

#cute #boyfriend #couple #wcw #humpppppday! #healthy #throwbackthursday #RASHTAG
#rashtag by spers1 October 16, 2013
To annoyingly "tag" objects, emotions or feelings by adding a "#" (hashmark) and then the thing wanting to be said.
1. "OMG. So excited for PLL tonight! Gonna enjoy it with @Stupid GirlyFace!!! #happy!"

2. "No one will talk to me. #depressed"

3. "UGH! SO pissed! I guess I'll just #hashtag #hashtag #hashtaggetytagatg!"

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4. Something only accepted on twitter. Not on Facebook or the like.
#hashtag by maybemaddening July 27, 2011

#hashtag free niggacheeks

#hashtag free niggacheeks
#hashtag free niggacheeks

Facebook Hashtags 

Goodness, I don't even know. I suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. However, you'll still see whores putting hashtags on fucking everything.

A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.
duckface photo with beverage in hand

So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!
what people say to people who are noobs to the internet
1: wtf is that noughts and crosses thing on my keyboard????
2: it is a #hashtag u n00b.
#hashtag by McTreevil February 21, 2015