"Dude, how about we warm them up by plowing one each, then we plow one together while the other one fucks a bowling pin??"
"Please wear a Burger King "King" mask when you bone her. It'd be hilariuos....women crying during sex is really the only right way to do it...."
"Hey, getting slapped is a good thing. IT's license to choke, fuck the shit out of a girl.. anger in the hips.. make her hurt in all the right places..mhmm."