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You ain't got to lie to kick it 

When one exaggerates the truth or simply tells lies about themselves to be better impress, hang out, or date another person.
Person 1: Deceivingly tells someone else that they have a record deal inorder to impress Person 2.

Person 2: Knows that Person 1 is lying and tells them: You ain't got to lie to kick it with me
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Kick Club 

An anonymous group of people who KICK charity stream goals out of the water, led by the kick overlord. MMMMM good stuff. We wear our hearts on our sleeve and do good, and when we're done we fly away like an eagle.
YOU'VE BEEN KICKED!
KICK CLUB RULES!
Kick Club by sad annon July 22, 2019

Kiss up kick down 

Kiss up kick down is a neologism, believed to have originated in the United States, which describes the situation where employees in an organisation are polite superiors to the point of sycophancy but abusive and unpleasant to subordinates. The people who do this are often those who do not have the ability to progress further and try to take out their frustrations on others as they lack the courage to try something new. They are usually bullies who are scared of competition, change and anything else that they see as a threat.
“I see Malcolm’s gone from reducing Jenny to tears to kissing Mark’s arse.”
“That’s Malcolm, kiss up kick down.”

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. 

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

Squad Kick 

When an emergency medical technician who has worked 911 previous to getting a job with a medical transport company, he/she may have trouble letting go of the adrenaline of the emergency, and thus still does midless things on routine non-emergency transport that are indicative of the fact that they do not care for the comfort of the patient being transported.

One example is the "Squad Kick."

A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.

A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
"Hey douchebag, do you mind not kicking that fucking lock, there is a living person on this stretcher. You want to Squad Kick, go to your gay rescue squad and practice with your wacker buddies, fucking loser."
Squad Kick by Last Shot Caller January 15, 2008

Kick rocks 

Basically a politer way of telling someone to Fuck off
Kick rocks by Urrbanjoe1 December 27, 2015

Kick Boy 

A "Kick Boy" or "Kick Girl" is the company patsy who gets blamed for everything whether it is their fault or not.
This is a common reference for project managers who are responsible for a large staff.
Also known as the company "Toad" or "Patsy."
I just heard that Christine just got promoted to "Kick Boy."
Kick Boy by Ian De La Rosa June 8, 2013