get off my dick

A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.

#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick

by Bonediddie May 18, 2007

get off his dick

It means to stop sucking up to someone or to stop holding them to such a high esteem.

Immortal Technique is the best rapper ever!
Get off his dick

I think Obama is gonna be the best president ever!
Get off his dick

by labou June 2, 2008

get off my dick

When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"

like get of my nut sack...

dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...

by blthrskt August 28, 2005

Get off my dick

Phrase used to silence faggols when trying to belittle you in front of your friends or bitches.

Faggol: Hey Matt. Hey Amanda. Matt, you're back in town? Did you fail out of school again?

Matt: Get off my dick, you molten cumfart

by pompilot July 22, 2009

Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

by Capn Fantastick September 8, 2017

Come get This Big Dick

When someone hollers at a girl. he can say come and get this big dick. its also a not so popular catch phrase for getting girls. When used on a girl, expect a slap in the face or a roll of the head

(Guy) Hey Girl come get this big dick.

(Girl)wtf u say boy ((slap))

(Guy) girl why u gotta be like that

by muamoo August 23, 2010

Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"

Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.

by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022