Top Definition
can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny
drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american cant steal it
get off my dick

get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick
by get off my dick May 17, 2007
When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"

like get of my nut sack...
dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...
by blthrskt August 28, 2005
a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.
Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.
by Nizwiz July 07, 2008
Simply means get out of my business.

More expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.

or if the girl has herpatitis

Overall... the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):
Example 1:
Joe: Your a total waist of air
You: Get off my dick

Example 2:
Otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
You: Get of my dick

Example 3:
Roommate: Your stuff is on my side
You: Get off my dick

or other random outbursts
by gridirondb8t April 22, 2007
A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.
#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick
by Bonediddie May 17, 2007
Phrase used to silence faggols when trying to belittle you in front of your friends or bitches.
Faggol: Hey Matt. Hey Amanda. Matt, you're back in town? Did you fail out of school again?

Matt: Get off my dick, you molten cumfart
by pompilot July 22, 2009
A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".
"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick
by Profficial January 07, 2010

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