2 definitions by Capn Fantastick

Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

by Capn Fantastick September 8, 2017

When two newly single/heartbroken people engage in sexual intercourse but aren't ready for a rebound relationship.

Trey and Aaron were just out of long term relationships and not ready for a rebound, just a rebang.