Zach: I was talkin to ashley last night and she told me the color of her underwear and said she wanted me to finger her. Geoff: Thats time man, thats time.
1. damn, i had to work overtime at three, the only time that hot swedish chick wanted to fuck.
2. i lost all that time in prison.
3. time is calculated by blah x blah - blah / blah x blah2 - blah x blah - sq rt of BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!
Time is simply the way we measure the length of an event.
This is why it is relative, relative to what we are paying attention to. This is why Time Flies when you're having fun/Paying attention to that event.
To be accurate in measuring anything you need not only the length, but the width and height of the form. The three lines intersect to map out any point in our three dimensional universe. These are the many other sides to the sphere of existence and the body of the universe.
Time is relative to the event you are paying attention to. It is the event itself that is important not merely it's measuring tool.