shart attack 

That tingling sensation you get in your legs as a consequence of sitting on the toilet for too long, similar to tingling one might get in their arms as a warning of an incoming heart attack.

"Man, that was an unpleasant bathroom experience. I'm totally having a shart attack."

shart attack by JohnnyQuest August 7, 2012

Snark Attack 

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.

Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?

Snark Attack by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009

Shart Attack 

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

Shart Attack by itzez October 7, 2019

Shart Attack 

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

Shart Attack by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Shack Attack 

Posting up in a shack crouched or prone hiding from enemy soldiers during combat.

Jimmy let his entire squad get wiped while he pulled a shack attack waiting for the enemy soldier to run through his optic.

Shack Attack by CodCamper September 28, 2022

Shart Attack 

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

Shart Attack by shatcat September 28, 2023

shartattack 

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.

Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.

shartattack by shartattack December 30, 2006