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Scomo Handshake 

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.
"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."
Scomo Handshake by WazfromAus January 3, 2020
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Scomo’d 

To abandon a situation for others to sort out
The crap was hitting the fan , so I scomo’d out of there
Scomo’d by Scumo December 21, 2019
Ignoring the help of a group or individual in a dire time of need.
"We waited for over 2 days for help but none arrived, guess we got scomo'd"
Scomo'd by Jexmo January 3, 2020

Scomo Pizza 

A style of Hawaiian pizza, that once it's in the oven, you just leave it to burn while you fuck off on holidays.
"Yo, why the fuck is this pizza burnt to a crisp?"
"Oh, that's a Scomo Pizza, it's named after the Australian Prime Minister."
To piss off and leave your work when the shit hits the fan.
He's gone and Scomo'd off to Hawaii leaving the rest of us to deal with the mess.

The shit hit the fan and he's no where to be found, he'd Scomo'd of.
Scomo'd by Syridian January 23, 2020

scomo-sexual 

The term for one who is sexually attracted to Scott Morrison, the current Prime Minister of Australia
Person: I get a boner for ScoMo
Other Person: Wow me too
Extra Person: You are Scomo-Sexuals
scomo-sexual by Pukas Grig V July 10, 2019

Scomo’d 

To abandon a situation for others to sort out
The crap was hitting the fan , so I scomo’d out of there
Scomo’d by Scumo December 21, 2019