Scomo: “stay in school, and stop protesting about climate change; it’s not like it’s gonna impact us”
Also Scomo: “you know what? Imma take my children out of school to go to Hawaii, while there’s a shit load of bushfires most likely caused by climate change, in the country I’m supposed to be leading.”
Also Scomo: “you know what? Imma take my children out of school to go to Hawaii, while there’s a shit load of bushfires most likely caused by climate change, in the country I’m supposed to be leading.”
by Phenomena_Brother-Pete January 15, 2020
by rgill August 3, 2011
The act of rapidly and quietly removing oneself from a situation that is expected to turn bad imminently, and often, remaining out of sight whilst the worst of the situation unfolds.
A well crafted 'scomo' may be achieved by returning to the situation as others are executing remediation works and declaring the successes of recovery as one's own.
A masterful 'scomo' is achieved by exhibiting the features above, whilst also being the catalyst of the situation in the first place. Upon one's return, a successful disinformation campaign is waged that either blames others for the initiation of events preceding, or otherwise absolves one from any form of responsibility.
A well crafted 'scomo' may be achieved by returning to the situation as others are executing remediation works and declaring the successes of recovery as one's own.
A masterful 'scomo' is achieved by exhibiting the features above, whilst also being the catalyst of the situation in the first place. Upon one's return, a successful disinformation campaign is waged that either blames others for the initiation of events preceding, or otherwise absolves one from any form of responsibility.
Well, Gladys, I used accelerant on the BBQ again and set the garden waste you'd left by fence on fire. The fire got out of hand rather quickly, but I pulled a masterful scomo: I disappeared from the scene, pretending I was out for a run to the shop. I came back when the fire crew arrived, and once they’d extinguished the fire I ran in to congratulate them heartily. They didn’t seem best pleased, but I told them I don’t hold a hose and that it was the wife that left the BBQ idle from the previous night. Of course, I told Jenny, the neighbour, and the entire street of how my meticulous maintenance of our yard slowed the fire and saved both mine and the neighbour’s house from certain destruction. When the inspector turned up, I convinced him the child next door regularly plays with matches, and the authorities were most helpful in providing a report indicating the fire likely started due to lack of diligence from the neighbour!
by Hellion Wisp July 20, 2021
by AussieBrah February 1, 2022
Like a smoko but instead or having a break when you have time you take a break during a crisis at work or when extremely busy
by Gregorian February 3, 2022
by ELK1 January 3, 2020
Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.
by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019