Really really high, to the point of being incapable of interacting with people and most likely interacting with other entities like plants, emotions, and gods.
Jimmy Brungus is merked right now. He just rode his bike to the beach, drank a gallon of organic orange juice and buried himself in sand while saying prayers to mother ocean.
by Orcinus317 May 10, 2014
Get the Merkedmug. "shit, that car was merking down the road"
"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"
"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"
by jimi dean breakfast sauages December 09, 2008
Get the merkingmug. to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.
Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.
Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.
by J. Kevin June 29, 2006
Get the merkedmug. "some fuck boi gets punched"
Damn he just merked the shit out of you
"just got shot in the leg"
Bro take me to a hospital some boi just merked me
Damn he just merked the shit out of you
"just got shot in the leg"
Bro take me to a hospital some boi just merked me
by T.I.NMan September 24, 2014
Get the merkedmug. by Julian7 March 25, 2018
Get the merkedmug. by Xavierlives June 12, 2018
Get the Merkmug. The merk is a complex revenge move requiring near instant reaction time and perfect balance, To do the merk you need a chair (preferably the old grumy office chair), a buddy, and prayers. Step one: Balance on the chair using on foot. Step 2: start screaming. Step 3: start nutting across the room while the buddy spins the chair. Step 4: stick sticky notes all over the walls using your semen as glue.
by Big Gooj May 12, 2023
Get the The Merkmug.