iPhone

The phone the "rich kids" or "Paris Hiltons" use. You know, the ones that think they're "Too hot for you" or those who are smart people.
The collaboration of "iPhone".

Paris Hilton: Yeah, I got this iPhone... and this BlackBerry... iPhone... yeah!

Jessica Simpson: Hey y'all, iPhone, hillbillies, adurr.

That Rich Kid That Goes To Your School: I have this iPhone. It is Brilliant! (Note: Within 10 seconds, he got beaten up by 78 people and died, never heard from again)
by Wee Beasties April 25, 2008
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iPhone

The greatest mobile device ever made.

People call it overpriced, but notice that it has 2.5x faster internet for a bare 200 dollars, i mean for 200 dollars you can't even get a comparable ipod nano or touch plus a decent 3G phone with GPS and 3G networking.

I mean, just as a music player it's worth 200 bucks already, it's simply the best mobile device ever made.

People who diss it usually can't afford one (which is really sad considering how much cheaper it is now) or are just jealous and greedy fags and misters.

In other words, GO GET ONE.
Thank you.

(and with ATNT you have to pay a $150 deposit thou... D:, but that's for the 16GB one, it's probably cheaper for the 8GB one.)
"That fag Jeffery was flaunting his new Helio Ocean around like a real douche. I showed him when I iPwned him (the act of pwning a lesser phone with the iPhone) with my awesome 16GB black 3G iPhone!"
by LOLninjacat October 01, 2008
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iPhone

Lucas dropped his iPhone and it broke so he decided to buy an Android and it was so much better
by Johnny Johnny no papa October 15, 2019
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iPhone

God is still waiting for his special "B.C." Edition when Apple finds a way to deliver it to him.
God: Still waitin' for that iPhone, Apple. . .
by Foof811 April 18, 2011
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iPhone

iPhone
the most amazing piece of technology of the 21st century. Revolutionized the way people access emails, use the web, send text messages.....oh, and it has those stupid little apps that we spend hours on, lol.
Lady #1: My husband just bought me an iPhone 4
Lady #2: Oh yeah? How do you like it?
Lady #1: It's AMAZING....I love it.
Lady #2: And.....how does HE like it?
Lady #1: Hmmmmmm, not so much! He's a Droid man!
by JPEditMan October 24, 2011
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iPhone

the best phone ever made, no joke this phone can play music, watch videos, surf the web, take pictures, run android, check mail, it can do works, many think that it is possible to "beat" the iphone but sadly it's been the best phone in the world since 2007 .
Harold: dude guess what
Leo: what ?
Harold: I have a fucking iPhone
Leo: i am so fucking jealous
by somedudeyo January 16, 2011
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iPhone

The only tool anyone will ever need. A new one comes out every other week and somehow gets more and more awesome. People pretend to hate it and play with their android in the corner of their moms basement and cry themselves to sleep evert night looking at the sickly android market. The iPhones will one day take over the world and you know you love it.
1: dude you've gotta see this video on YouTube (from android)

2: okay

1: hold on it's still loading

2: (whips out iPhone watches video and opens the piece of crap killer app and blows android into the sky where it is rejected by alian lifeforms)

1: (Runs away crying to his corner and admires iPhone awesomeausity)
by KriegKid November 15, 2010
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