Cheetodick 

When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).

Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick

Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick

Cheetodick by Quesadilla Face February 27, 2011

Cheesestick 

When you fingerbang a girl after eating a large bag of Cheetos.

I cheesesticked this girl that I met a party last night.

Cheesestick by RTC78 December 5, 2010

Cheesestick 

A guy with a small penis, about as wide as a cheesestick, thus the name. Also has horrible technique, often described as "*Jab*jab*jab*".

Woman 1: OMG, tell me everything!
Woman 2: He was a total cheesestick. I could barely feel anything except a stabbing feeling.
Woman 1:...You have my deepest sympathies.

Cheesestick by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009

cheese dick 

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

cheese dick by Anonymous October 15, 2003

CheeseDuck 

1. A duck made from cheese. Known to be quick witted, intelligent, and have psychic abilities among other amazing talents.

2. A name for someone who is extremely annoying. Can be shortened to "Cheezy D" or just "Cheezy".

1. "There is only one, true, CheezeDuck."
2. "You ever met that Lukus guy? Man, what a Cheezy D!"

CheeseDuck by Witty March 18, 2004

cream cheese dick 

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

cream cheese dick by THEBIGO August 11, 2006

Russian Cheesestick 

A sexual position between a male and female where the male puts his penis in the females rectum and masturbates her with a stick of string cheese.

She told me she was hungry while we were having sex, so I gave her a Russian Cheesestick.

Russian Cheesestick by Zipzowkerplow June 29, 2010