Blart 

Smokin a blunt while you fartin’

Ayeeee I just blarted my dudeeee

Blart by Mliv March 16, 2020

blart 

a blessed fart

robber: fart or ill kill your mom!
me: *farts*
mom: damn, that was a blart and a half son!

blart by heyheywastaken September 11, 2020

Blart 

Brummie slang for cry.

"When her Dad passed away she had a right good blart."

Blart by CeliceJ March 7, 2021

Blart 

A fart with blood in it.

I blarted at the bwick dealership by accident.

Blart by kassidysbitch January 12, 2022

Blart 

When you eat alot of cool ranch doritos then proceed to throw up in your partners anus

Nikolas cage blarted me at the party

Blart by Nat zi March 18, 2022

Blart 

The forcing of air through scrotal pockets, resulting in a bubbly, flapping, farting sound. Aka a ball queef.

This dude kept blarting every time he did standing bow pose.

Blart by Mary Casbah July 10, 2022

Blart 

Noun:
Unit of measurement

A colloquial term referring to a period of time equalling roughly 90 minutes.
This is inspired by the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which clocks in at a running time of just over 90 minutes.

"Hey, I'll be there in about a blart. If you put on the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop right now, it should be finishing when I get there."

Blart by big-ernest February 7, 2024