24 definitions by Angus

that board is trick
by Angus February 3, 2003
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A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.
For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.
by Angus June 9, 2003
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(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.
"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."
by Angus June 6, 2005
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A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.
Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.
by Angus April 5, 2005
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To sexually penetrate a woman vaginally, orally and anally in the same night. Attributed to an (apocryphal) remark made by John F. Kennedy that "You truly haven't had a woman until you have had her in all three holes".
I can't believe she let me jfk her on a first date!
by Angus June 20, 2004
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What one could call "over used" Female genitalia.
Or in somecases a Hobbit who has an irresistible urge to eat a Black Angus Heisman Trophy...
1.) Damn man, she's like lunchmeat.
2.) Quickly make that Black Angus Heisman Trophy, the Lunchmeat is hungry.
by Angus April 5, 2005
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What TinTin yelps when he orgasms from being buggered by Captain Haddock
"Oh, ooo, ah, argh, ohohohoh, CRUMBS!!"
by Angus June 17, 2004
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