boshkin

boshkin, from the name of a very beatiful lady.

1. v, to fuck up something which was a certainty

2. n, Something which was a dead cert until blown out of the water, through no fault of your own, by extraneous circumstances.

1. "Man, I can't believed you boshkinned that hottie by getting your wanger out."

2. "That horse was a boshkin. Who would've thought with those odds that its arse would prolapse mid-race?"

by Angus April 15, 2005

trick

neat, cool

that board is trick

by angus February 03, 2003

riffola

A guitar driven sound.

The vocals are enhanced by an array of melodic riffola.

by Angus April 04, 2003

Big Pipe

In communities where small waste pipes in dwellings predominate, the Big Pipe is the public lavvy that will take any rectal punishment that can be thrown at it without fear of clogging up.

The bog at my place won't be able to handle my curry load tonight; I better get down to the Big Pipe before a queue forms.

by Angus June 19, 2004

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

jfk

To sexually penetrate a woman vaginally, orally and anally in the same night. Attributed to an (apocryphal) remark made by John F. Kennedy that "You truly haven't had a woman until you have had her in all three holes".

I can't believe she let me jfk her on a first date!

by Angus June 19, 2004

Blart

A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.

Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.

by Angus April 05, 2005