While farting or passing gas, along with the gas being expelled some blood seeps out of the anus as well. Causing you to "Blart"
Josh: Uh-oh
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
by Patricia Whitespot February 21, 2009
When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
by Love Me Sexay! February 21, 2015
Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop).
"Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."
by BfloDrumDude June 20, 2012
by Blarts Are Sexy. August 17, 2009
Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange
by That Faggot No One Likes October 4, 2012
The act of being a fatass working as security in a small mall in New England and being murder from dank faze clan
by BlueGrass420 May 13, 2015
A variation on the blumpkin wherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.
"Why does Roger seem so down today?"
"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."
"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."
"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."
"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."
by Simplicius April 15, 2009