A derogatory term for a lurker who briefly acts like a troll, then quickly goes back to lurking. Someone who posts an inflammatory discussion on a BBS system, then doesn't acknowledge any responses.
That bitch is such a seagull, she totally lied about Justin Timberlake online, and then she wouldn't acknowledge it after we proved she was wrong.
by Calvin Lawson April 20, 2008
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When people hide in the closet while others have sex, they begin to masturbate and when they are about to jizz they all break out and cum on those having intercourse, those who were in the closet then proceed to flap their arms, run in a circle and make seagull noises.
I had the worst sex last night, my brother and his friends were hiding in my room and seagulled me
by AdmiralShenanigans January 31, 2012
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When dogging, one defecates on to the windscreen of the car that the couple are having sex in.
"Oi Laura, whats that man doing on our windscreen?"
"I don't know James, I think he's seagulling"
by Thom Dixon June 24, 2005
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A person with an extremely bad haircut.
Taken from the lead singer of the 80s 'pop' group, A Flock of Seagulls who had possible the worse fashion disaster for hair of all times.
by mcrbloke August 3, 2005
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Nature's version of welfare recipients.
Seagulls and welfare recipients are a lot alike...they both sit around waiting for handouts, spawn uncontrollably, and make a lot of noise that irritates the shit out of everything around them.
by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012
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The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.
dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.
by l.salvona February 22, 2011
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Seagulls are birds that make a squeaking sound, and are commenly known to steal human food. People call them scavengers, and do run away from them when the fly over people. They are known have a common habit of dumping there crap on peoples heads, but dont do it that often.

Seagulls are most common in Great Britain, and have become more of land birds, and the amount of rubbish tips e.t.c have become home for these adorable birds. They now can be found pretty much everywhere. They are very big, and there are many types of seagulls.

There real, formal name are gulls. But just are called seagulls because of when they used to be mostly at sea. "Seagulling" someone is not a sexual act, as it has never been done before with any British Male. Theres ways of making them leave you alone, just throw some food on the ground. It will cause a small flock to gather.
Seagulls can be in different colours, mainly:

- Black & White
- White
- Grey & White
- Grey & Black
by SavagedenutsxX December 15, 2011
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