1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)
Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)
Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
by AboveThePain February 09, 2009
Get the moofmug. When you are completey exhausted and Moof is the only humanly audible thing you can blurt out of your mouth
moooooof!
by FoF September 16, 2003
Get the moofmug. by Niblit November 29, 2004
Get the moofmug. 
by Someone on internet moof June 13, 2019
Get the moofmug. 1-moof means to have sexual activity with. fuck
2-or it can also mean to like somthing.
3-it can be used to describe if somthing is cool.
4-(alt. defenition from my friend) to clean out vagina.
2-or it can also mean to like somthing.
3-it can be used to describe if somthing is cool.
4-(alt. defenition from my friend) to clean out vagina.
by Rick Butts July 24, 2008
Get the moofmug. Sound made by the little dead puppy-dog in The Great Jhonen Vasquez's Unbelievably Incredible Book : "I Feel Sick, Volume 2"... Yes, the doggy said "moof".
-- Moof?
by Dib-Monkey February 22, 2004
Get the moofmug.