1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.
When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.
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Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone
Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?
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the act of someone or something being a jerk, or a prick.Usually directed towards men.
1) Man why is he acting like such a moofe?????

2) Quit being a moofe man!!!
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"This night out has Moof written all over it."
"Yer it is really well organised."
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1) an expression of self-disgust in one's actions.

Circa 1984. "Moof, Moof!" was exclaimed by a friend after exhausting all efforts to find a word to discribe his embarassment after his inability to complete a rather simple task.
The waiter exclaimed, "Moof, moof!" as the tray of glasses he was carrying fell to the ground.
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Clarus says "moof"
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a combination of the words mood and oof. Describes when one's mood is that expressed by the word "oof"
Having school today with this much snow really put me in a moof.
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