Short for International Baccalaureate, this program CORRUPTS schools, where they overload you with work and make you hate school even more. Instead of learning useful things, they throw that all out the window and make you learn stupid things like to “be proactive” or something.
by Insert handle_here October 05, 2020
Get the IBmug. by 31552421122 May 19, 2019
Get the IBmug. you think you’re getting into a good school, but in reality you’re going to a ghetto hell hole and you’re gonna have panic attacks and mental breakdowns weekly.
i swear to god, if i have to do one more IB criterion assignment i’m going to jump out a 15th story window into a bat of acid with hungry sharks swimming in it.
by stressydepressylemonzesty February 19, 2020
Get the IBmug. IB: Ok you have to take 6 subjects and also you have to write this 4000 word essay
Student: Hey that sounds reasonable *joins*
IB: You have to take 3 HLs and 3 SLs
Student: Okayyyy, why do I have to?
IB: Yep. The SLs are hard and the HLs are fucking ridiculous
Student: Bruh what have I signed up for-
IB: You have 3 "continuous assessments" every week
Student: Will I have any free time?
IB: Also there's this thing called "TOK". You have to do some exhibition explaining this elitist shit to a bunch of parents Student: Don't we have enough work already?
IB: Also you have to write a TOK Essay one just one prompt and you get one shot. If you fuck up, you lose like 1 or 2 points off a 45 point score Student: Are you fucking serious?
IB: Speaking of essays, you have to write 3 or 4 of them which we call "IAs" and each of them is gonna take you like, 30 hours
Student: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
IB: Holistic learning
Student: Yeah! College! Future!
IB: Also CAS is mandatory and we ain't gonna give you your diploma if you don't do it
Student: *mental breakdown*
Student: Hey that sounds reasonable *joins*
IB: You have to take 3 HLs and 3 SLs
Student: Okayyyy, why do I have to?
IB: Yep. The SLs are hard and the HLs are fucking ridiculous
Student: Bruh what have I signed up for-
IB: You have 3 "continuous assessments" every week
Student: Will I have any free time?
IB: Also there's this thing called "TOK". You have to do some exhibition explaining this elitist shit to a bunch of parents Student: Don't we have enough work already?
IB: Also you have to write a TOK Essay one just one prompt and you get one shot. If you fuck up, you lose like 1 or 2 points off a 45 point score Student: Are you fucking serious?
IB: Speaking of essays, you have to write 3 or 4 of them which we call "IAs" and each of them is gonna take you like, 30 hours
Student: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
IB: Holistic learning
Student: Yeah! College! Future!
IB: Also CAS is mandatory and we ain't gonna give you your diploma if you don't do it
Student: *mental breakdown*
by ib person February 06, 2021
Get the IBmug. A.K.A. International Baccalaureate - Programming aimed at the unnaturally bright population in an attempt to overload their brains. However, a true student will respond by adapting and earning their way through.
by Whimsically Stoic Nod July 22, 2016
Get the IBmug. Shool for the species of human with brains , that actually USE THEM .. the people in these types of school actually have a purpose and GOAL in life.. not like the fucking losers trying to diss it.. well you know what.. you can just fuck it .. cuz in the future.. all the IB people will be ordering from the drive through when you ask them'' fries with that maam'? '' .. basically IB is for peopel who dont smoke/crack/act like freaking losers -- .. IB is the future of the world, it challenges minds, and its there for benefit of all
Ib Rocks -- and if you have a problem with that.. you can go fuck yourself, cuz the world doesn't give a damn what lame trashy school you go to!
by Pissed off IB student from IB/ BARTOW September 09, 2004
Get the IBmug. The International Baccalaureate is the international qualification that likes to take you're pure and innocent little brain and butt fuck it raw, without the curtesy of using Vaseline. It tricks you into some sort of false security of being inside of an elite club due to the "prestige" of the course, only to find out it is where the rejects with no sense of social compass like to dwell.
Gaza: Yo Stevo! Who are those weirdos over there? I've never seen them before.
Steve: Jesus Gaza! Stay away. They're the IB freaks.
Steve: Jesus Gaza! Stay away. They're the IB freaks.
by Wonderwhat May 02, 2017
Get the IBmug.