It literally means "and you" in French. It is most commonly used in greeting and farewells.
Ca va? (How's it going?)
Bien. Et toi? (Well. And you?
by MetheBumbleBee February 6, 2015
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A comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones testicles extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like ET in a headlock. Usually shown to some unsuspecting person.
Kory: "Have you ever seen ET in a Headlock?"
Ballz: "Ahhh No."
Kory: "squeezes out balls"
Ballz: "Ahh shit dude, I can see your veiny balls!!!"
Kory: "Ha ha, I got you good Fucker!!!"
by DFaFH May 1, 2006
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To covertly inspect the foreign genital area of an unknown, intimate female partner while engaged in the initial stages of intimate behavior. This is normally done by smelling one's finger after it has been moistened by the vaginal fluids of one's partner to determine the cleanliness, stench, and freshness of the partner's vagina. (Inspec'a'lo = Inspect the "low". pronounced "inspecalo")
Dude, I gave her the ET inspec'a'lo and her pussy smelled like strawberries! I had to go down on her!

We were fooling around and I wanted to go down on her so I pulled an ET Inspec'a'lo and her vag smelled horrible so there was no way I was going to eat her out!
by ADW-The Wet September 13, 2010
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A girl you go to school with that has an unfortunate and unpronounceable, and often french, name.
"That one girl that always raises her hand during class, the one whose name I can't pronounce."

"Oh, you mean ET. No one really knows what her name is."
by ridikulousbeezy August 21, 2009
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another name for xbox. some people have trouble with x's, g's, and some other letters.
dude i was just playing ets bots three sitsty, and my bid dit got so hard because i thought about the pit sits that asante samuel had last week! btw...your room is a pidstye. do you raise piddlets in here? you dithead...also, i have sets with girls all the time!
by ManBearPid November 3, 2010
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But dude, "Not Alone" is for Haiti Relief, so at least it has an ETS.
by ExtraStaple April 9, 2010
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