An unusual phenomena that occurs regularly at the bars in Iowa city (though i'm quite sure it happens elsewhere also). This phenomena is the mass joining of numerous males and females into what looks like a big ball of worms mating.
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
We better get Johnny out of here, I'm pretty sure he just creamed his pants again participating in that worm sex. Not to mention the drugs are wearing off, his dad's credit card is maxed and if his paroll officer catches him here, he's going away again!
February 22, 2006