Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."
When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.
by RbK1981 March 17, 2008
When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.
by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012
Basically, the combination of procrastination and masturbation. The constant need to masterbate when you should really be doing something more productive with your life. It generally makes you feel relieved until you realise you just wasted 2-30 minutes of potential studying, getting yourself off.
1. Student - "You ready for this exam buddy"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
by Des-Troy May 19, 2010
When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away
Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
by cankobyngite October 17, 2018
When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.
I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.
I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.
I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.
by JackAceJack October 9, 2016
So I had 3 essays due yesterday but instead of working on them, I just spend the entire night procrasturbating.
by ProcrasturbationNation March 8, 2016
by rvelloso51 June 14, 2015