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When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.
I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.

I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.
by JackAceJack October 9, 2016
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Someone holding a job with no valorization, no meaning, no future in it. Demotivated in his job and feels like a number.
Man, i have no fullfilling in this job. I just say yes to everything and my work doesn't have any meaning. I feel like I am a zombieployee.
by JackAceJack October 2, 2017
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When you win a full-100 players game of Playerunknown's Battleground, the screen will show "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner".
I won my squad game of Battlegrounds today. I got my first "Winner winner Chicken Dinner" :D
by JackAceJack July 25, 2017
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