teacher meltdown 

The yearly (sometimes quarterly, monthly, weekly, or daily) occurrence of a teacher at his or her wits’ end resulting in ugly-crying, typically at one’s desk, in one’s car, or in the shower. This is sometimes followed up with an adult beverage and junk food.

I had my first teacher meltdown of the year after today’s testing session.

teacher meltdown by Mel Varel October 7, 2020

Hometown Meltdown 

Disembarking on some event that brings you back to a time when you were youthful and made decisions by consulting only your impulsive bravado. The answer was always "fuck yeah"; hesitation was strictly for pussies. This word has positive denotation.

After returning from Connecticut I went back to the Academy to visit. I ran into Ned, Marty and even got to see Shaughnessy! It was a hometown meltdown to the fullest!

Hometown Meltdown by Voltaire Sterling June 5, 2008

Chicago Meltdown 

The act of giving several blow jobs and keeping the cum inside your mouth after every blow job. The winner is the girl who can hold the most cum. For added fun you can kick the girl in the stomach after and the new winner is the girl that spits the furthest.

Hey Elizabeth, i heard you did a chicago meltdown with the football team, you held 13 loads!?!?

Chicago Meltdown by jonjonjoey March 22, 2009

epic meltdown 

to make history with a total collapse of an entire program

The 2011 Red Sox completed their epic meltdown on September 28th when the Orioles came from behind in the 9th to end their season for good.

epic meltdown by Mr. Andino September 29, 2011

Biological Meltdown 

A biological meltdown occurs when a female normally between the ages of 28 and 34, who is without child, is placed into a chemically enhanced hormonal stupor that triggers a countdown in the synapses of the brain causing her to panic because she feels that her ovaries are drying up. Such a condition causes an unrestrainable urge in the female to engage in a loathsome marriage, already bound for divorce, with the first unsuspecting male companion lying prey to her mental instabilities. There is only one goal of such marriage, that is to lure the unsuspecting male victim into immediate and irrational procreation of a love child in order to satisfy the maternal needs of her biological clock.

As soon as the trainwreck hit 30, she had a complete and utter biological meltdown; she met Pablo online, married him on a casino cruise two weeks later, and now she is knocked up with triplets. The trainwreck couldn't be happier. Poor Pablo however; fled to Mexico after he realized he had become another unsuspecting victim to a biological meltdown.

Biological Meltdown by Maddog and J-Rod October 16, 2012

meltdown 

Something which can describes a freak out associated to specific people, places, things, and/or events.

I'm having a jigsaw puzzle meltdown.

I'm having a Martin Luther King Day meltdown.

If you don't leave me alone, you're gonna give me a meltdown.

meltdown by stank hole marc February 20, 2011

Diarrhea Meltdown 

Diarrhea so severe it causes extreme anal burns and a mass destruction on the toilet, which may overflow with burning hot liquid shit.

Ahh dude i had some serious diarrhea meltdown the other night.

Diarrhea Meltdown by Doktordumpz November 24, 2010