What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 27, 2022

what would you do for a klondike bar?

An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.

On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.

Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.

Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)

by hai_bai September 6, 2011

what would you do for a klondike bar?

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

by GM123 January 10, 2016

what do you mean

my stupid friend mackenna said this when I asked her what word I should put on urban dictionary

“what should I put on urban dictionary?”
“what do you mean?”

by captainlizeth March 13, 2018

What do you mean

A phrases commonly used to just add confusion, or irritation to answer someones question (mostly to be an asshole). Used in the movie "Pineapple Express."

Dale Denton - Its not working, the battery is dead.

Saul - What do you mean the battery is died????

by perrya10 July 4, 2009

What do you think

A phrase that simple Nailogical uses

*finishes painting nails*

"What do you think?"

by Shakuraa February 4, 2019

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

A word used by TGFBRO a lot just a phrase said to express one’s emotions it can be used in mostly any situation

1- miss just put me on report
2-WHAT DO YOU MEAN

1-relax

by Ms Mahakata is Childish December 17, 2019