EasternEuropeanSlavLover's definitions

Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025

Andrzej Duda

Poland's anti gay, anti abortion, antisemetic leader who is basically Orban's bro.

Andrzej Duda

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 10, 2021

bike cut

Falling off your bike and scraping your knee on the asphalt (like I did all the time) and being in PAIN

Bike cut

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 4, 2025

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 26, 2021

Tatsu

A badass, hot, sexy samurai lady from Suicide Squad.

Tatsu, aka Katana.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 8, 2021

Jesus Christ on a moped

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO

Jesus Christ on a moped

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

Orange Man Syndicate

Republicans.

Fuck the Orange Man Syndicate, and the MAGAts.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 27, 2025