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Shit Clan

In Glasgow there lived a man named Jack Shit. He had a sister named Holly Shit, and a brother named Piecea Shit. He married a woman who became known as Giva Shit, and they had children named Dumb Shit, Noe Shit, and Ghost Shit.

The Shit Clan

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 21, 2020

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Yosemite Samantha

A genderbended version of Yosemite Sam.

Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 9, 2018

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Andrzej Duda

Poland's anti gay, anti abortion, antisemetic leader who is basically Orban's bro.

Andrzej Duda

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 11, 2021

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jehovah's witness repellent

Step 1: Say you worship the devil or are the devil.

Step 2: Those cowards will run away screaming.

*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 28, 2022

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