A complete punk poser.
Punk is dead, guys.
will walk around saying, "oh, guess what, I'm punk
," and spiking
up his asshole mohawk
and dying his hair with Splat! shit
that washes out right away so every week he can make a Facebook status
about dying his hair.
He likes to go to concerts, cover his clothing with
"patches" from said concerts, and make Facebook statuses about it.
(Patches are actually cut from teeshirts and sewn
For some reason, he is adored
by girls, especially stoners and hoes.
Female version: Punkunt, a punkdick's girlfriend
Sarah: Omg, that guy's hot!
Hannah: He's a total punkdick.
Sarah: He's a punkdick. And his girlfriend's a punkunt.
Punkdick: omggz i ate donuts 6 is that to meny wel huu cares cuz ima stick and mah bezt frend
iz fatt hurrrr
welll i be go to the Larrrrj Penizzz concrt 2nait theyy bee myy faeivrit
band i be goin with mah gerlfrend
Punkunt; omggz this
Intelligent Individual: Both of you, get the fuck off the internet.