creeping with the girl next door 

Shaggy "it wasn't me". Famous song

Someone: (screaming at the top of their lungs) honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door

creeping with the girl next door by Brandyman July 13, 2017

creeping tornado 

its when u are doing a girl doggy style and u reach up and swist her nipples so it will surpise her.

trevor was getting pissed at his boyfriend for not moaning so he gve him the creeping tornado.

creeping tornado by kaiserrole February 10, 2008

Creeping The Sleeping 

The art of creeping up to someone while they are sleeping, getting as close to them as possible and then taking a photo of yourself next to them.
Creeping The Sleeping is a great way to ensure that your friends don't sleep in your presence.

Ridiculous or daring poses are preferred.

Is easily performed by insomniacs or those new to instagram.

"I will never sleep again in public, there are too many people Creeping The Sleeping"

Creeping The Sleeping by beatrixmooney August 21, 2012

Creeping crud 

Unknown rash. gunch

I found the creepin crud on my leg was just chicken pox.

Creeping crud by DavidLeeRoth March 5, 2005

creeping with style 

When a girl knows you're creeping but is ok with it.

Ex: Look at that old guy in the VIP inviting girls to his table, he's creeping with style!

creeping with style by Creepneleous October 7, 2013

Creeping Suck 

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.

I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...

Creeping Suck by I am me, who I am November 12, 2022

creeping rationalization 

When a person is given permission to use something only in an emergency and their rationalization of what constitutes an "emergency" becomes laxer and laxer each time they want the thing.

I told Bob he could use my car only in an emergency but last night his creeping rationalization made him think that missing the basketball game was an emergency.

creeping rationalization by BillyBuggy November 16, 2010