schizo yapping 

the act of talking to oneself and/or saying random spaz incoherent shit

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro stop schizo yapping"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

schizo yapping by wok911tower March 18, 2024

Posttraumatic yapping disorder 

A special type of disorder which happens when every single thing the person says is yapping. It usually happens when the said person has consumed too much yapping from other people.

Doctor: I am afraid to say that you have Posttraumatic yapping disorder.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.

Posttraumatic yapping disorder by AYappingHater April 2, 2024

anxious yapping 

okay, having said all that, do you still wanna be with me? cause, like, i wanna be with you, like, like, maybe even forever. holy shit, okay, maybe not forever. i mean, like, i'm, i'm not saying not forever. i, I actually have no idea what I'm saying. are you mad at me? cause, 'cause it's cool if you are right? like, i don't care, but like, if, if you are then i'm gonna resent you okay? I'll forgive you but- i, i just wanna be honest, right? like, do you still love me?

i love reneé rapp and her anxious yapping

anxious yapping by emmadl May 28, 2024

Reel-yapping 

When you overencumber a friend or relative with Instagram Reels.

i.e 'Stop reel-yapping young blud'.

Reel-yapping by BrizzlyGrizzly January 19, 2025

what are you yapping about 

Used by mostly middle schoolers, primarily ones who have fallen victim to the "sigma" male, Andrew Tate, and Ohio trends as a counter-argument for someone promoting an opposing topic. (i.e. LGBT rights, Atheism etc.)

It is commonly used as a last resort whenever these people run out of valid arguments.

WE ATE YOU UP PERIOD
what are you yapping about

what are you yapping about by solletorenico November 15, 2023

major league yapping 

competitive non-stop useless and meaningless talking

person a: bro quit yapping bruh, are you a of major league yapping?
person b: shit bro MLY is what i'll all about

major league yapping by iDunnoDiction April 14, 2024

Ill Lesbians Yapping

Also written as “Ill lesbians yapping,” it’s used as a less serious version of ily (I love you).

Marly: Hey, I just wanted to let you know value our friendship and you’ve changed my life for the better.

Sofi: Ill lesbians yapping 😭💗

Ill Lesbians Yapping by ieatsalmonraw December 22, 2025