When she won't let you touch her cans at 2nd base, they now are officially called her wont's.
Technically, they may also be called her cannots.
Technically, they may also be called her cannots.
She had a fantastic set of cans, but since they were for seeing only and not touching, he referred to them thereafter as her wont's.
Bobby, who was more Biblical in his understanding, understood the forbidden nature of an upright female's cans and referred to them as her thou-shall-nots.
Bobby, who was more Biblical in his understanding, understood the forbidden nature of an upright female's cans and referred to them as her thou-shall-nots.
by Wyatt Junker January 6, 2012
by Brian May 13, 2004
Noun. A person that constantly bails or flakes after saying he will do something but then doesn't. Especially when it comes to partying.
Verb. Calling someone out who always flakes after saying they are going to party.
Verb. Calling someone out who always flakes after saying they are going to party.
Guy #1: Hey guys im gonna get blacked out drunk and rage my face of tonight.
Guy #2: "HE WONT!!!"
Guy #3: Tyler is such a HEWONT. I wish he would actually come party for once.
Guy #2: "HE WONT!!!"
Guy #3: Tyler is such a HEWONT. I wish he would actually come party for once.
by Reinman May 22, 2011
by curlyhairschwagg January 14, 2013
To challenge someone with a dare indirectly instead of saying i dare you.
It can also be used to challenge someones standards of themselves.
It can also be used to challenge someones standards of themselves.
You: Yo joe, you see that girl over there? You Wont.
Joe: Watch me
Someone spills pepper in their drink
You: You Wont
He/She: No thats gross, Im not drinking pepper
Joe: Watch me
Someone spills pepper in their drink
You: You Wont
He/She: No thats gross, Im not drinking pepper
by SlinkISslab March 17, 2011
used as a dare to make people do stuff and piss them off.
its the best saying ever...but mostly used by remi.
but if you say it to any of us we will all do it cause we are fucking awesome like that.!!
its the best saying ever...but mostly used by remi.
but if you say it to any of us we will all do it cause we are fucking awesome like that.!!
by sausage and eggs April 6, 2008
the act of repeating "you wont" when a friend or colleague says that they are going to do something swift or risky
person 1 : man this teacher is pissing me off, one more time and im gonna houdini her ass
person 2 : you wont, you wont
person 1: bro, if you dont shutup im gonna mushroom slap you
person 2 : you wont trick, you wont
person 2 : you wont, you wont
person 1: bro, if you dont shutup im gonna mushroom slap you
person 2 : you wont trick, you wont
by dddd dj skiizz January 14, 2011