A seldom used phrase that hipsters can use to add to the credibility of a statement or check the credibility of another person's statement.
It is a play on the phrase "Honest to god" that refers to the fact that blogs have been reputed as fact checkers in recent years.
It is a play on the phrase "Honest to god" that refers to the fact that blogs have been reputed as fact checkers in recent years.
Example 1 -
I just avoided a crash on my way to work, honest to blog that was the closest I've ever come to death.
Example 2 -
Person 1: "I just got my second face lift in three years."
Person 2: "Honest to blog?"
Person 1: "Yea."
I just avoided a crash on my way to work, honest to blog that was the closest I've ever come to death.
Example 2 -
Person 1: "I just got my second face lift in three years."
Person 2: "Honest to blog?"
Person 1: "Yea."
by E1000 December 30, 2008
adjective
1) Truthful and/or sincere
2) No bullshit
Typically said in the phrase: “Let’s be honest-decent,” when either agreeing with a statement someone else had just made, or preceeding a statement you are about to make.
1) Truthful and/or sincere
2) No bullshit
Typically said in the phrase: “Let’s be honest-decent,” when either agreeing with a statement someone else had just made, or preceeding a statement you are about to make.
1) Joey: Let’s be honest-decent… (consult lyrics to “12oz Curls” by The BLB)
2) Tom: Let’s be honest-decent. That was the rowdiest Ethnic Dinner ever.
2) Tom: Let’s be honest-decent. That was the rowdiest Ethnic Dinner ever.
by A. Quick September 13, 2007
by mildred rose November 22, 2006
A weaker form of "honest to God". Since it's so much weaker, may actually imply the person is lying.
by __Vano May 22, 2015
A sequence of questions you ask a group of your friends. They tend to be sexual and jump starting sexting. Easy way to see your friends naked.
by realpolitk April 6, 2016
A bull riding term used to describe a bull that bucks the same way everytime he comes out of the chute. The bull doesn't throw any dirty tricks your way. Usually honest buckers are the bulls the riders most like to draw.
by Preston Martin August 30, 2007
The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.
Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?
Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.
Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?
Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.
Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.
Tom: Exactly.
Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.
Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?
Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.
Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.
Tom: Exactly.
by Tom912 October 15, 2008