1. a boring state
2. a very popular line of spray paint that is often used in legal graffiti pieces, and sometimes used in shitty pieces by toys with too much money
3. hannah's last name
yo man, pass me that Montana can, because i'm headin to Montana to visit Hannah Montana
by Tom Sizemore February 3, 2007
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A shitty state filled with predicably close minded hippy faggots and rednecks that boast about outdoor activities like fishing and hiking or shooting guns at marmots and squirrels. Also home to dirtbag white trash and yuppies that are intent on turning Bozeman and Missoula into a new California hub. Unless your in Billings(which smells of oil refineries and sugar beet mills) or Bozeman and Missoula theres hardly anyone around. People don't like intellectuals here and if you stand for anything else you are quickly dismissed.....
Montana is a great state where bluegrass and fishing go hand in hand.
by Vlad Impala June 19, 2008
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What at once was an awesome state, now is ridden with snobby California* rejects who clog the streets and build crappy houses. The state I regret moving to. The state that may be the end of my sanity.

*Nothing wrong with California, it's actually my favorite state. But Californians just don't belong in Montana.
Montana sucks and I am NEVER living here again.
by pastorofmuppets April 14, 2007
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Land of the crazy people. I mean, we have the Unabomber, Evil Knievel, and the guy who was the originator of the phrase "going postal". Everyone runs here when they need to hide from the pigs. Of course, it's a huge state. Trees, beavers, moose, bears. Also contains part of Yellowstone.
Dude. Montana sucks.
by MoonTree May 31, 2005
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get your N64 from out of the closet (you still have it, don't you?), pop in THPS2, and go to the premade park titled 'Montana.' There you go.
by Devin Ze Dude June 6, 2005
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the most boring state which is the most forgettable state in the united states, where hillbilly's and mormons build their sheds on the mountain tops and heard goat and buffalo. You usually never hear about it. As well lacks many food places like subway and popeyes and their is a McDonalds every 2 miles rather than 1 mile everywhere else in the world.
john: hey I'm headed to montana
Kyle: HA! Don't die of boredom
by joeman145 October 9, 2011
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I might be movin' to Montana soon just to raise me up a crop of dental floss
by EmperorPilaf88 March 5, 2008
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