loaf

ur such a loaf!

by globblobblopglop March 14, 2023

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?

"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"

by Agent Smith May 24, 2003

Loafing

When a cat sits on any surface with its legs tucked under itself. This gives the cat the appearance of having no limbs, and thus, looks like a loaf.

Steven: "My cat looked like a loaf of bread when it was loafing on my chair yesterday."
Liz: "My cat does that too!"

by The Tsar July 15, 2011

Steve Harvey is so wicked funny that it is not rare for my Aunt Vera to LOAF while watching Family Feud.

by HOTPOKT May 27, 2018

The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.

look at John's hair it's a total loaf.

by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018

adj; the quality of being a loaf.

look at that kitten's loafness!

by sadandsalty April 12, 2017