by redstonelamp97 January 4, 2013
by imReba July 5, 2014
by NJ Fat Boy Afterparty June 22, 2011
When a man or a woman can no longer can pleasure themselves with their right hand and have to resort to using their left hand. Left-handed dominant fellows are by default placed in the lefty situation.
Guy 1: “Dude, I broke my right-hand fighting a bear in the woods.”
Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”
Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”
Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”
Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”
by finetwine February 23, 2020
Those who believe that all minorities are discriminated against. Basically if you're a white, heterosexual male then you should be ashamed of yourself.
Lefty Scum types can invariably be found at Universities where they can hide behind a cloak of political-correctness and perceived moral superiority.
Lefty scum typically confine their studies to those in the Arts faculty (e.g. Anthropology, Womens Studies etc) writing a thesis that in their grandiose minds will ultimately change the world (in reality no-one will even read it). Anyone who challenges their views are instantly branded a phobic of some sort. The same lefty scum who preach values such as acceptance, tolerance and egalitarianism paradoxically are the first people to point the finger and ostracise those who dare oppose their views.
The physical appearance of lefty scum can best be described as grubby. Any attempt to make oneself more appealing to the opposite sex, however minor, is frowned upon. Therefore hairy armpits, dreadlocks and lack of bras (in the case of female lefty scum) and general lack of personal hygeine are standard for the lefty scum individual. Lefty scum are also the major worldwide consumers of corduroy, typically purchased from their local op-shop with money obtained either through government benefits or by fire-twirling buskering.
Lefty Scum types can invariably be found at Universities where they can hide behind a cloak of political-correctness and perceived moral superiority.
Lefty scum typically confine their studies to those in the Arts faculty (e.g. Anthropology, Womens Studies etc) writing a thesis that in their grandiose minds will ultimately change the world (in reality no-one will even read it). Anyone who challenges their views are instantly branded a phobic of some sort. The same lefty scum who preach values such as acceptance, tolerance and egalitarianism paradoxically are the first people to point the finger and ostracise those who dare oppose their views.
The physical appearance of lefty scum can best be described as grubby. Any attempt to make oneself more appealing to the opposite sex, however minor, is frowned upon. Therefore hairy armpits, dreadlocks and lack of bras (in the case of female lefty scum) and general lack of personal hygeine are standard for the lefty scum individual. Lefty scum are also the major worldwide consumers of corduroy, typically purchased from their local op-shop with money obtained either through government benefits or by fire-twirling buskering.
Normal person: Aborigines make up less than 2% of the general population and yet comprise almost half of the entire prison population.
Lefty Scum: That's stereotyping my friend, you should be careful making statements like that.
Normal person: NO DICKHEAD, ITS A FACT. AND I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND YOU USELESS FUCKING OXYGEN THIEF.
(Normal person stabs lefty scum with a rusty steak knife).
Lefty Scum: That's stereotyping my friend, you should be careful making statements like that.
Normal person: NO DICKHEAD, ITS A FACT. AND I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND YOU USELESS FUCKING OXYGEN THIEF.
(Normal person stabs lefty scum with a rusty steak knife).
by triggaz April 16, 2008
named after the miniscule lefty guitar section in Guitar Center, lefty land is a sad little area designated to a small demographic. its a token area in the store. its just there cause it would be messed up not to have it
the plus size section in the department store is total lefty land. i feel bad for the fat chicks who can only decide between nurse scrubs and old christmas sweaters
the black hair product section at walgreens is lefty land. theres jerry curl treatment, and dusty weave.
the black hair product section at walgreens is lefty land. theres jerry curl treatment, and dusty weave.
by thequickbrown July 27, 2011
When a right handed man places his left hand under his own ass, sitting on the hand until completely numb, then uses said hand for masturbatory purposes.
Synonymous with a left handed stranger, yet a beast all its own.
Synonymous with a left handed stranger, yet a beast all its own.
Since I haven't been laid in a while, I figured, fuck it I'll give myself a dead lefty.
I gave myself a dead lefty last night.
I gave myself a dead lefty last night.
by Miles Boomonte April 20, 2010