Somethink

Mis-pronunciation of the word something.

Also an indicator of low-IQ.
Imbecile A: Have you heard that song somethink in the way she moves by The Beatles?

Imbecile B: I have never heard of anythink by The Beatles. Are they a new band?
by triggaz April 10, 2008
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hillsong church

A business masquerading as a religion, Hillsong Church exploits dim-witted individuals into emptying their pockets through a fear campaign and thoroughly cringeworthy, purpose-built music.

Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!

Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.

Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.

Someone hand that Pastor Brian Houston a butter menthol STAT!

Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
by triggaz November 17, 2007
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Bindi Irwin

Daughter of the late Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter.

A precocious and soul-less little media tart, seemingly devoid of any human qualities.

Has been shamelessly cashing-in on her daddy's legacy ever since he was murdered by a stingray.
Is it wrong to wish that Bindi Irwin was taken instead of Steve?
by triggaz April 02, 2008
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Dannii Minogue

Conceited little pop-whore and sister of the equally talentless Kylie Minogue. Plastic in every sense of the word. Never achieved anything of worth and never will. Ultra-pretentious to boot.
Person A: I went out and bought the latest Dannii Minogue single.

Person B: Shoots person A in the head with a large gun (person B is later Knighted).
by triggaz April 16, 2008
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Nicole Kidman

Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.

Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!

HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:

Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.
by triggaz April 15, 2008
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valiant

The Australian division of Chrysler back in the 60's and 70's when cars had soul. Tragically taken over by Mitsubishi in 1981 who proceeded to produce a seemingly endless range of Jap Crap.

Valiant was the third major car manufacturer in Australia alongside Holden and Ford. Traditionally considered wog chariots, Valiants nowdays enjoy cult status for their inimitable looks, character and legendary reliability.

Of particular note was the much-revered Hemi 265ci straight six motor which pumped out over 300 ponies and made their V8 Holden & Ford competitors seem prehistoric. The race-tuned version was planted in selected Pacer and Charger models which command a pretty penny on the muscle-car market today.

Hardcore Val drivers salute each other with the 2-fingered 'V'. However, mistakingly using this salute on a Torana driver and you will end up as another road-rage statistic.

If you own a Valiant you fuckin rock.
by triggaz November 20, 2007
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Al Pacino

A once critically-acclaimed Italian-American actor. These days would struggle to make the second round of auditions for a Rob Schneider flick.

Two for the money viewer A: Man I can't stand Al Pacino anymore. All he does is yell.

Two for the money viewer B: Yeah talk about a one-trick pony. I can't beleive it took us 30 years to realise how crap he is.
by triggaz April 10, 2008
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