3 definitions by thequickbrown
like "left hanging" when your hi five isnt returned, left holding is that awkward moment when you hold the door for someone and they dont walk through. this can be embarassing
also, you are said to be left holding when you hold the door open for one person, and 324234 more people walk through back to back, wheras if you let go, your a douchebag.
i was left holding at the mall when the girl behind me stopped to tie her shoe. total waste of my time
i was leaving the library with julie but i was left holding when a school of kids decided to walk through. when i finally left to catch up she had already driven home. bummer
by thequickbrown Jul 25, 2011 add a video
named after the miniscule lefty guitar section in Guitar Center, lefty land is a sad little area designated to a small demographic. its a token area in the store. its just there cause it would be messed up not to have it
the plus size section in the department store is total lefty land. i feel bad for the fat chicks who can only decide between nurse scrubs and old christmas sweaters
the black hair product section at walgreens is lefty land. theres jerry curl treatment, and dusty weave.
by thequickbrown Jul 27, 2011 add a video
a place where dipshits go to become cops. they are mostly white and like to keep it that way. yonkers pigs drive around in grey or beige chevy impalas and unmarked cabs with a spotlight on them. they are either straight out of high school or fat as fuck
NYC cops are way more chill than fuckin yonkers cops
the day you are due to get out of jail at bookings, yonkers cops will send u to county jail just to be dipshits
yonkers cops are racist drunks and take weed coke and cash home from raids.
yonkers pigs are on the eastside of McLean ave getting hammered when they are off-duty or home listening to rush limbaugh smoking a cigar and abusing their wives in the burbs
i saw a minority cop the other day and i thought "holy shit, REPRESENT!"
yonkers cops only have high school diplomas and are hired at 18
yonkers cops are fat as fuck. they give a whole new meaning to pigs
by thequickbrown Oct 20, 2011 add a video